“I was unsure of whether I could trust y’all with this info, but after talking with you a bit I think it’s time to come clean.” And then start talking about Second Impact as if it happened IRL and not in a famous anime. (Spoilers for Evangelion in the link.) There’s already in-lore conspiracies and coverups to use as talking points.
The same reason anyone takes a USB stick anywhere: to inconspicuously drop in a conspicuous place in hopes that some rube will find it, put it in their PC, and get pwnd.
Honestly immigrants … still believe in the American dream
That’s because they’re new. Just wait until they’ve had the rug yanked out from under them a few times while someone tut-tuts about bootstraps.
Must’ve been the wind farms.
insert giant /s here
immediately thinks of the alternate ending to The Butterfly Effect 🤔
“It’s just water vapor, stop your bitching.”
If it was just water vapor you wouldn’t be sucking on it like it was some bowling alley surprise beef log. Now take your stanky ass Tutti Frutti flavored chemical cloud back to the trailer park and let the adults be.
There’s nothing in the world quite like 60,000 people chanting “aaaasssss-hoolllllee” in unison.
Maybe if they dredge deep enough they can keep sea level rise in check. 😐
All it takes is watching a few home improvement videos on YT to start the idiot ads rolling: bots reading screen text a la TikTok that boil down to “Doctors HATE this one trick!” nonsense. I’m never sure if the knowledge gained from the video is worth the brain cells lost to the ad.