I wonder this same thing about my company. The only rational theory I’ve heard - which is completely unconfirmed - is that they aren’t willing to sell the building because it’s still needed for the IT team and a few other purposes, but need a certain occupancy level to not be penalized on their taxes.

“MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions.”

Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

• Heavily taxing the rich
• Enacting drastic climate policy
• Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
• Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun

Reminds me of that gif of Obama. Same exact expression.

I’m glad you’re so confident. This is the shit I hated about Reddit—combative for absolutely no reason.

As it happens, I did take this picture. Just because I didn’t write out a Wikipedia article about it in the title doesn’t mean I wasn’t there.

Go look at my post history. One of my first posts is about visiting the UK.