I’ll be hiding from solicitors. If you need to speak to me, break into my house and start the conversation at gunpoint.

I may or may not do this at raves when I meet visitors that love the vibes and are thinking about moving to the US.

Why not both? Call the nukes a welcome to NATO bonus.

50k gets you an “I’ll see what I can do” .

Toss in cha cha sliding into the macarena while you’re at it.

They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.

I’ve got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn’t believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.

Mitt Romney might just be the only member of the GOP with at least a single honest bone in his body.

The speech recognition software used by digital assistants that come with most modern smartphones would make it trivial to process the audio locally and map the output to your ad profile. Much lighter lift than sending audio recordings.

Phantom Doctrine 2, there’s a store page for it on Steam but no updates on development status for years now.

The game ending on a cliffhanger was so disappointing.

Acfiniti? Infinura?

That’s their uncle’s concern, their fate was sealed the moment harm came to the dog.

Watch them get cheated out of the reward money.

Same, I tend to reserve full album listens for working and long car/plane/train rides. With the current standard of streaming services over mobile, I find myself mostly listening to previously downloaded stuff because of inconsistent US mobile data service in my area occasionally. I’ve also gone the route of upgrading my old iPod with more storage (160GB -> 1TB) and battery life and just carry all of my music with me.

Changing CDs just to listen to a few songs from a different album. Also carrying around CDs.

The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

Community saw it coming.

I went this route in high school at a dude i had classes with that kept insisting his dick was bigger than everyone’s. Eventually I’d ask how he knew, that we didn’t have gym class or do the same sports so he would’ve had to go out of his way to check or ask other people.

He would compulsively bring it up, only to get shut down when me or one of my friends started calling him the dick expert with a meticulous catalog of all the dude’s sizes.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!