The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.

Learn 2 read, noob.

“TikTok is just like reading a book”

-OP

Terrorist fist jab

Please don’t make me feel old.

I’ve stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol’ terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can’t wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.