Maybe the polling companies have realised that in the post-truth world, narrative is where the money’s at? If it works for Mainstreet and the Conservatives, who cares anymore? Find a base to play to, tell em what they want to hear, make that money.

Guess you shoulda done something about that Joe. Like say, when you were president?

Career ending? Or career transitioning to an American company or political post?

Except this time, with memers, giffers and shit-posts!

Don’t catch you slippin’ now

You won’t know that till you put yourself out there. Believe in yourself!

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Right behind you (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

scientist: That’s weird…

I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

Hit that dirty birdie.

He do not feel ashamed!

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

Italians making Westerns in the 60s: “Alla come viene, viene.”

Housing problem solved?

never has success using my phone in the shower

Me, reading Lemmy replies to my comments and realising that this isn’t what the engineers intended when they gave an IP rating to my phone: