Thanks to the OP though, didn’t know this and it’s some solid BS. What a tool.

Edit: Thoughts on that update: “here’s the rule that they totally violated now that we’ve been caught doing this in public” more BS.

Your heat sources are usually grounded, either forced air or radiators, so touch the vent/radiator on the way back with that fresh beer, and that should help.

Angel food cake w/strawberries!

Sounds like it’s time to dust off the resume!