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  • Not sure if it was intentional, but fair play to Britney, that’s literally what she did.

    I’ve not read any of her family’s accounts so there’s a huge knowledge gap on my part there, but to break out of that shitty legal arrangement and sing for herself is pretty badass.





  • Fifty fifty really.

    Sometimes you go over and for whatever reason, it works. It might be my fuckin’ mind-blowing witty banter (/s obvs) it may be because they’re bored out of their tits with their current company, it may be because they’re just looking for a chat to kill an hour or whatever function we’re at.

    Sometimes, it doesn’t. They’re busy with something, perhaps not as receptive to overthinking social approaches, ormaybe they just can’t be arsed and would rather stare at their phone until whatever time it is to go home. Fair enough.

    If you’re never going to see them again though, what’s the harm in asking? If they’re happy enough to chat away, then great - and if they’re quite clear they’re not up for some banter, then take the fuckin’ hint and leave them alone. Nobody’s going to remember a hamfisted social approach if it’s done respectfully and nicely. They will if it comes across as leery or persistent though, and that’s just no bueno for everyone involved.

    As William Shakespeare once said: “thou doth miss 100% of thine shots that thou faileth to take”, from the bridge of the Starship Enterprise.


  • It used to be the first thing you checked on 56k.

    Hold tab for the score and stats, see if your pingtime was under 350, and crack on.

    There was a certain art to playing as an HPB, especially when ISDN or leased lines were the domain of the rich and famous… and students.

    These days, it seems that anything over 30 is… suboptimal, and only single digit pingtimes are good enough for competitive non-LAN play.

    That said, before multiplayer was centralised, you checked the server pingtime before joining the server. Private servers seem to be a dying breed now.


  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uktoCoding Cafe@programming.devJavascript is 30 years old
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    How the fuck has JavaScript lasted three years, let alone 30?

    It looks like someone drove a truck through the W3C tutorials offices, and formed a language out of what was left hanging off the bumpers.

    I’m the first the admit that my issues with JS can be boiled down to “skill issue, git gud” but man it doesn’t help itself sometimes.