It depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…

Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.

$6.99 if i want local, $4.29 for store brand, $8.79 for Nellie’s Free Range.

It was a simpler time then.

I had one die on my toothbrush. They’re usually pretty good roommates, but that day I was pissed at the whole genus.

The smell has been characterized as a “pungent odor that smells like coriander.”

I’m strangely OK with this.

Happy cake day!

It sounds like the police chief is a tiny little hitler.

I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

He’s too young.

He’s Bachelor #3. I have no problem with that. The jackets even match.

There’s !justpost@lemmy.world, but there’s another one that gets downvoted all the time where it’s just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can’t remember what it’s called.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

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•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

For Science!

I’m almost completely indifferent to sports, but fuck the Yankees.

Start posting updates for your team. Even if it’s lonely talking to an empty room. Try to post a couple times a week with news or trivia or… old players new restaurants or whatever they do when they retire. We’re so little here that we can’t afford to lurk. Be the content you want to see.

I came to reddit from fark, before the digg migration or exodus or whatnot. There was also stumbleupon, and the others are all lost to me.

It’s 1am. Do you know where your torso is?

Nice info dump. Jesus christ.