…I had to think about that one!

Another one common one:

PLEASE USE BOTH LANES

Good one.

Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.

Uncanny.

Can’t you change function keys in Settings, on your Mac?

Otherwise, you can use Karabiner on a Mac to remap keys.

https://karabiner-elements.pqrs.org/

Yeah…it’s worth checking that your face is centralised.

Last week my wife ran a video call at work with the camera on her cleavage.

I have used OpenOffice on Macs.

Also there are some free Apple apps that aren’t installed by default. (GarageBand and one for making gifs)

That sounds right. I think I remember paying for iWork back then too.