YAMAHA MADE PIANOS FIRST

I’ll remind you every time this shit ass meme regurgles itself into my life.

Johnson

I remember a shitty N64 game called Rampage in which you would crush cities with your fists until you were bored with the game and move on to a better one. This “war” has been like watching an entitled shitty kid play Rampage, but he’s not bored yet.

The juxtaposition of the masthead of this publication with the title of the piece and the particular date is just chef’s kiss. It’s so brave of Harvard to state this fact on INAUGURATION DAY. Fuckers.

“Moisturize me.”

You’ll need to utilize some higher dimensions

Rogue state

I think “very young women” are actually called “girls.”

Have they asked Charles Koch and the other oil men to sit for this experiment? They should have a taste of the future they’re forcing us to endure.

I was really gobsmacked listening to the Ultra podcast by Rachel Maddow about Nazis infiltrating the government during WWII. The parallels were so frighteningly similar to today, but in a way reassuring in that some things never change. There will always be schmucks in politics trying to ruin everyone’s time. The struggle for decency is perennial.

By forcing the town to endure something they clearly and repeatedly rejected, it’s sort of like Starbucks is molesting the town with an unwanted incursion. Maybe they could forgo store #798,463,299

Ford is just doing what oil industry is making them do. As more people buy more electric cars, the number of these big-ass vanity throne ships will increase to offset the lost revenue for oil industry.

Evil is on parade in our time.

Decarbonize/Desaudify

Wow! That’s it!

Growing up, we always had a rotating selection of newspaper cartoons on the fridge. I think it’s the same.

The only one I remember was a three cell cartoon, each frame identical, with a goldfish in a bowl just looking out. In the third frame he has a thought bubble: “I keep thinking it’s Tuesday.”

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