I wish there was a filter to block any post with this asshat’s name in it.

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

“Yevgeny, It’s Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don’t you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?”

It’s better than two in the bush.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn’t figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

Tourists: What about my Constitutional Rights! If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German now!

“It’s called summer, libtards. There’s always mass die-offs of entire ecosystems in summer.”

We’re fucked.

(Professor Farnsworth Voice) Good News, Everyone! The planet is dying but here’s a happy little article about a parrot!