Why?

Heh. Well as a 3+ generation citizen I’m sure glad that will never be pointed at me!

And because it’s necessary in this day and age, /s

I tried making hamburgers with ground goat, just for the hell of it. They were surprisingly good, the meat was too lean for a good hamburger though.

He’s probably steamed that Oz got picked and not him, so he’s showing how much he loves the taste of boot in the hopes that Trump will notice him.

That really looks like a Metroid, minus fangs.

Honestly I preferred the “Russian Unicorn” BLR era, where the lyrics were just from a (actually) bad lip reading of unaltered music videos. I mean a fair amount of their later stuff was still hilarious, but they seemed to rely on a lot of reversed video footage which wasn’t quite as funny.

I dunno, never discount a company hiring a slash-and-burn failson to give the stock a temporary boost so the upper management can take the money and run. Are you really sure Bluesky won’t hire some techbro CEO to pump the stock somewhere in the near future?

Well… now that you mention it there were more then a few half finished ends to my post where I speculated that maybe Mush was just stupid or deluded by the sycophants he surrounds himself with, but after struggling with the ending I decide to just keep it simple and take him at his word.

Well… Bluesky was founded by the same sort of techbro culture that spawned Xitter, but hit hasn’t gone full incel fash fanboy like Xitter. So maybe it’s more “Out of the fire, into the frying pan, then back into the fire” because I’m pretty sure Bluesky will follow Twitters trajectory.

So is this one backed by Russia as well?

Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’

Honestly, I’m surprised that things are going that well.

Just use a Markov chain.

“Effective immediately, the Department of Homeland Security will no longer tolerate any advisory committee[s] which push agendas that attempt to undermine its national security mission, the President’s agenda or Constitutional rights of Americans,” the DHS statement said.

Oh, that’s not worrying or dystopian sounding at all.

I know, I know, he picked up some garbage from a tree one time, so obviously the multi-million dollar drug kingpin is a great guy. I mean… this happens all the time, Trump has only been convicted of one rape out of the 26 accusations, so obviously he’s a great guy too!

Maybe now justice can finally be served and he can find a real hitman to kill his colleagues and rivals!

Don’t forget the… six(?) attempted homicides.

its spokesperson described the AI blunder as a “minor issue” that only involved a “small amount” of customers.

If this has happened once there’s probably dozens (possibly hundreds) of other ways you can “trick” the chatbot into revealing that information. As an example while Google’s Gemini refuses to directly tell you how to make napalm, you can simply ask it what napalm is, then what ratio of gasoline and polystyrene it contains.

Buying fries from McDonalds

McDonald’s fries aren’t vegan BTW. Even though they switched from using beef tallow for frying in the 90’s they still try to replicate the flavor using a seasoning that contains (among other things) hydrolyzed milk proteins.

Edit: Okay… as multiple people pointed out, that’s apparently not universal. For such a large chain I assumed that the US’s preparation guidelines were the same as global cooking guidelines, but apparently not.

When freaking lawyers are saying “I don’t know if I can ethically support this company” you know you’ve got a problem.

Oh god, it wasn’t an act. He’s so stupid he actually thinks that foreign companies pay tariffs.