It’s now Google MAPs then

That’s a relief. I was afraid trump would be a fascist.

That first word could be anything…

My funny times years ago was running the domain through ‘have I been pwnd’. Don’t use your work email to cheat using an online service

Oh, I saw it coming…

Uuuuungh, the forecast is goood

Now your dog and child are dead, I’m going to have to take you in for questioning. Yes, you are being detained.

Well, bye then.

Oh no, reality is leaking into the media! We must stop this unapproved narrative!

It’s funny how all those who blow whistles are so suicidal

This terrible headline keeps going…

Tldr; Completely misleading. Someone said it must use peocessing power from other universes because they are amazed by some of the results - not that anything proves anything related to a multiverse.

Just in time! Thank you for your income and finally for your delayed support!

Go back to jail. No pass go

Can’t release a sequel or single player update in a decade - can impose cheat engines. Something about a surprised pikachu when they get flak

Better luck next time

That’s a real break in character for them

Fuck the world police

Bit those who lose are traditionally put down (shot and sold for glue) by the Queen herself.

Way to break that hard earned trust guys

Well, let’s have the adobe track record speak for itself…