Hell most aren’t even real people. Where’s that Linkerbaan asshole that was help running the genocide Joe train here? Haven’t seen him in a while, curious

That’s the joke. A nurse calling dibs on someone else’s son.

“Personally, I don’t want to give Republicans an inch on their claims they care about national security after their pardons,” said Murphy, D-Conn. “My hope is that we’re going to be down on the floor and on TV and back in our states talking about the danger of these pardons.”

At least there’s someone awake at the wheel

Alfalfa farms far as the eye can see!

Pretty frank talk from that official

The book House of Leaves

“We don’t have to pretend anymore.”

Go Schlumpf yourself

Are Smurfs called Schlumpfs in Germany?

not much of a reason

Imma stop you right there, have you met conservatives?

I think that is true in a way. Since information has a shorter route to get to their brain than larger creatures, they may react slightly faster

I thought ‘tomorrow’ was a day of the week. So when my mom would say we’d go somewhere ‘tomorrow’ I’d ask her every day if it was tomorrow yet, and she’d say no, and I’d keep waiting.

Pelicans have hollow bones. You’d be able to easily break it in half if there was a real fight.

My dad was a ‘landlord’ renting out the other three rooms of the house to people. He kept the rent a few hundred bwlow the market because all the rent money was icing on his cake, and he knew housing was hard to come by. Most renters liked him, but he was a poor judge of character and would often give the room to the first person that showed up, leading to drama, but mostly a good experience.

I saw a man walking down the street walking a parrot on a leash. I guess he didn’t want it flying away.

“If you strip it all down, they’re saying the same thing – they are just saying it in a way that may be more acceptable to people,” said Kevin Riggs, pastor of Franklin Community Church. “At the end of the day, it’s the same tired ideology of white supremacy.”

Riggs, who has been sounding the alarm for years about the rise of Christian nationalism in Middle Tennessee, described Christian nationalism as "a Christianized-type of Sharia law.”

A pastor that actually understands religion, now I’ve seen everything

Fun fact, fever dreams are how beholders reproduce

Oh whodathunkit?

Funny how he asked for them and then slinks away when they’re posted

This a reference to the collider that never got turned on?