Got a lawn mower and a bass guitar. Seriously they do everything.

Yeah! And can anyone tell me what sleeper fatty means without that getting into my search history?

Don’t go to any trouble. I thought you might have a quote in mind.

What “things in the bible suggest other gods”?

Got you a present step-elf

Yeah they really make you work for this answer.

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

That Iron Man mask will protect him

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Now if I can just find a rack of lamb on the next sidewalk, we got dinner.

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Well I’ve never been good at geography… or um… buggery

Lemme guess. This is Australia and that’s the Face Eating Fire Beetle?

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

You and the thong both make good points

Seems like a pants problem

The year was 1990. A kid stole my WWF ring and wrestlers. I will never forgive or forget.

The Co-Main Event Stuff You Should Know Space Nuts Joy

Fly on the Wall, Smartless, and WTF, but only when they have interesting guests.

Believe You Me and Morning Kombat, but only when I’m in the right head space.