Is there actual proof that he plotted to assassinate Trump? We know Trump has taken over the FBI and installed loyalists. Are we just going to take their word every time they say they’ve stopped some grand conspiracy like this?

“Accidentally”

There’s not even going to be an election. He’s just going to declare himself president, because literally who would stop him?

You mean the company that was created by the worst of pre-Musk Twitter leadership, that claims to be open source and federated but actually isn’t, that uses AI to moderate itself, and that has a policy that lets AI scrapers use your posts is actually bad? I’m shocked. Shocked!

The most infuriating thing is that Trump gets to take a victory lap no matter what.

If a country gives us eggs, he gets to pretend to be a hero by saying he strong armed them into “surrendering.” Then he’ll say they’re inferior eggs and encourage his cult not to buy them anyway.

If they a country doesn’t, he gets to call them evil and will use that as justification for slapping massive tariffs on them. Then he’ll say American eggs are the best and that he always supported American farmers. He’ll probably say something like “they tried to smuggle their eggs into our market but I stopped them!”