I remember a story about a remote town that needed a bridge replaced. And the federal government was dragging their feet about it until the town wrote to the Soviet Union about helping them build the bridge.

So… at what point will paranoid people start screaming at their keyboards while typing, “just in case”?

With respect, your excellency of avarice, training a chihuahua to kill is a bit like putting a stick of dynamite on a tactical nuclear warhead.

(I’m only joking, I’ve met tons of chihuahuas who were wonderful.)