Don’t call me out like this :3

I had a mole on my back too and sometimes it would grow a HAIR. It grew a HAIR because it was a LIBERAL so it wasn’t BALD because it wasn’t producing RUGGED hair-killing dihydrotestosterone. Anyway then I had it removed because it looked like it could become COMMUNIST.

Just finished the first one. It was bad and I had a great time. I plan to watch the others later. Thanks for the recommendation!

I had a really nice washing machine. Then it broke. The manufacturer was dissolved 25 years ago.

I had a really nice cast iron pan. Then it fractured. Modern cast iron pans aren’t smooth.

I had a really nice car. Then a part broke. Replacement parts haven’t been available for 50 years.

I had a really nice flip phone. It was made by Nokia so it still works. People think it’s weird that I use a flip phone.

I had a really nice peace and quiet. Then someone invented ambulances. Now I cower in the corner of my bedroom hiding from manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

You can have an argument with a stop sign

There is a box. It’s a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.