The ability to take fast, clean-wiping, effortless shits every single time is my favorite vegan superpower.

Tbh, I’d prefer if the dough had, say, 12 hours to ferment before the pizza gets made. My husband does a 36 hour sourdough pizza dough that’s incredible.

And the squeamish

I mean, in an ideal world, lots of things wouldn’t exist, but we don’t live in an ideal world and there are hungry people in every country, even those with robust food support systems. I live in Germany, where there is a lot of aid for those who are hungry and, whether it’s due to untreated mental health issues (including addiction) or something else, there are plenty of hungry people.

Of course ethical shoplifting exists: stealing bread to feed a starving person or medication to help a sick one, etc.

Does the beef pie mini pizza come with nothing except beef on the left?

People generally start when they’re too young to really understand consequences, and there’s a tiny buzz you experience during the first few cigarettes. I think there’s an aspect of self-harm to the psychology of it as well (and obviously it is self-harm, but we don’t really think of it like cutting or something similar)

My favorite game is asking small children how old they think I am. Sometimes it’s 15, sometimes it’s a hundred

That’s how it always is. I have one coworker in her mid twenties and another in her mid forties (I’m in my mid thirties). The younger one was saying the older one looked good for her age and I was like “??? But she’s not old???” But just like I see 50 as the line for older and 80 as the line for elderly, she sees them as 40 and 70, respectively. I’m sure my 75 year old dad doesn’t feel five years away from elderly (unless his knees are acting up)

Then why assume there are no illegal immigrants from Italy or nz? The majority of illegal immigrants entered the country legally and overstayed their visas, which is much easier to do if you’re from a place with automatic tourist visas.

Yes. That’s why I’d be impressed if a random friend showed me one and said they painted it.

I keep wanting to make a post in shower thoughts asking how the hell other people remember they need shampoo, but by the time I leave the shower I forget both the shampoo and the post.

I got shampoo today, because my husband remembered, and I therefore suddenly remembered the post, though I no longer need it.

In an entire batch probably, but not in a serving (or two or three), unless y’all are wilding. I’d be belching cinnamon for a week if I had that much in one day, but maybe that’s just me, lol.

To be fair, 1-2 tsps is a lot of cinnamon.

I have never heard a pronunciation other than “boo-ee” and I’m from Connecticut

They’re not art school caliber, but I’d definitely be impressed if a random friend of mine had painted one

It was taken as obvious fact that an ugly person was unfit to hold a government office.

Obviously wrong but thinking about the American elections in my lifetime, I have favored the person more attractive to me in each of them, though not in primaries.

US-American fascism isn’t new for Latin America. I’m not surprised that there are good people there who can recognize and name it. Kudos to him for stating it so plainly and not trying to soften it.

That said, I’m going nuts here- any ideas which miller?

Also what person would put bread on such a gross surface? Especially bread that someone clearly put work into.

Stealing food when you’re hungry (especially if you share it with other hungry people) is morally right though. Fucking with the cops about it is pretty punk