Ok, fine, Graphite iMac G3 is perfection of form over function. That better?

Never actually had one, always wanted one. I did use the hockey puck mouse at school, and agree that it was fucking terrible. Can’t really speak to the esd issues from the CRT, didn’t use it often/long enough for that to affect me, though I can certainly see how it could have been a problem. Most computers are some level of space heaters, as far as that goes, especially if you’ve got a decent GPU, so I’m not sure I’d really knock it too much for that unless it was just really super egregious.

Graphite iMac G3 is perfection.

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf…

That seems like a really quick way for your most favorite foods to become your least favorite foods.

I mean, I guess that’s what chewing does anyway, but I still feel like that’s one particular middleman I wouldn’t want to cut out.

Ok, now I’m gonna have to go watch that movie again. I just checked IMDb and there’s a bunch that I didn’t remember/recognize/notice.

Gwyneth paltrow was young Wendy (which I’m guessing is probably pretty obvious but I’m just old and don’t remember), David Crosby and Jimmy Buffett are pirates, and George Lucas kissed Carrie Fisher on a bridge.

Yeah, that would be a fine fine.

Whatever you get from the holdup counts as income, so your fine will just be a percentage of that.

Can I get the male/male suicide cable and plug it into itself?

Can still use Spicetify on desktop?

What about the amount of single moms in my area?

Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.

Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!

Trump’s shit-filled diaper creates a toxic atmosphere for anyone within twenty feet of him, and his dementia and violent narcissism make it difficult to work with him. This is the person that will be representing the US on the international stage and dealing with world leaders if the magats win. If you don’t understand why that’s problematic what else is there to say really.

There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

I knew I’d been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.

Dear God… An Israeli-owned chemical company named Israel Chemicals Ltd is supplying chemicals to Israel? Who could have ever seen this coming?!

Highdeas.

I need that STL!