True. Everytime I get a new phone I go through around 6 different cases trying to find one that’s somewhat comfortable to hold.

Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future.

Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.

Mcdonalds has Pizza now?

This isnt an example of “defeating the purpose”. This is something that might be considered pointless, like making your bed when you’ll just sleep in it again later.

Defeating the purpose would be writing the password to your computer on a sticky note and putting it where anyone can see it.

Just not in the same room.

Dont forget the trail of tears.

The US has been through a lot and will likely recover, but it would be nice to avoid making the same mistakes again. How many more people have to get hurt before humanity learns?

If you like puzzle games I suggest trying portal. Portal 1 is inexpensive on Steam and playable on any modern PC including on Linux. It’s low pressure, has some humor, not very violent, and you can restart from anywhere you like.

What do you use to backup?

GUUYS!!

All y’all never heard youse before?

The rest of humanity will eventually evolve into something you don’t recognize and can never be part of.

For a lot of those texts, simply reply with “stop”.

The automated system will add you to the no-go list.

Sounds like something Strange would do.

hot dogs in Kraft Dinner

If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.

Sure was.

Growing up I watched my mom drink cup after cup and then let her anxiety run rampant. Told myself I wasnt gonna touch it. I don’t even find the smell appealing.

You managed to get through childhood without learning the alphabet song?

This

Floating take the weight off my joints.

Is this a new Guga episode, or has Babbish sunk that low?

Also has (or had) a cli interface.