Meltin’ John is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

Pus*

My Bible thumping mother put her blinders on and voted the antichrist into office. I gotta say, if the Christians were right all along, I’ll be laughing in her face as we both burn in hell for eternity.

And my axe.

No way Jose am I spitting this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.

It just fucking is, kiddo.

I’m right there with you, my brother in crust.

Good for you, Bono. This fucker had it coming no matter how you slice it.

I’ve had a similar smile on my face all day.

This man is an agent of justice. The murderer is dead.

Wow.

Oh, no.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

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How can you believe and trust the bible at all?

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.