Doesn’t it say “Wounds were altered”?

Yes, I believe it is universal for politicians to try to do things for their constituents in an attempt to get elected.

That’s like literally their job.

“Tried to break into unoccupied SUV” just wouldn’t have the same drama to it, I guess.

I mean yeah but the real reason is a lot of these people have very poor science skills and they actually believe that fetuses and embryos are complete human people, and that you’re just killing human beings willy nilly.

It’s why education is so important.

I wonder if these people think when you step on an acorn you’ve killed an entire oak tree.

Put a blanket or that spare mattress over it as best you can, wtf bro.

Jay and silent Bob strike back.

Yes, it’s true, people like to live together and where all the action is. There is indeed plenty of land left, but that’s pretty much all it is for now and not many people want to live somewhere they don’t even have a proper grocery store.

South Carolina is fucking crowded bruh, this is a nice sized house for what we’re dealing with.

But hell, at the rate we’re going even this is probably too big to be sustainable.

Where do you live that everyone’s getting castles or mansions, so I can move there?

Holy shit this explains so much!

Our dishwasher in a 2010s era home finally died, and when we pulled it out to install a new one there were these off center holes behind it!

Like, wtf? Why did you need three holes for one cord?

I guess during construction different people thought it wise to drill different holes for different things?

Just South Carolina drivers things.

You might be thinking of how Obama was the “king of making them safer” because before him they just let it blow up Kids and crap willy-nilly, and he was tired of seeing that stuff so he made them create a less explosive more knife like drone for less casualties.

The flying ginsu.

Who are these US liberals in charge of literally anything?

Are they in the room with us now?

Yeah! Fuck the environment when your car wants to track which apps you use on it!

*Edit: Lol you guys would be hilarious if the climate situation wasn’t so dire.

Is it better for the environment to drive an old car?

In conclusion, buying a used car may avoid the carbon emissions of manufacturing a new one – but you should also bear in mind the lower fuel economy, higher exhaust emissions, and ongoing maintenance requirements.

So no, it’s not always better to just drive a leaky piece of shit forever instead of upgrading. The car you’re buying has already been made, it’s carbon been produced, and now you’re generating less emissions with the newer more efficient vehicle. This is pretty simple stuff to keep in mind next time you want to act smug about smog.

The very existence of homework disproves this stupid theory.

Them:

The reason Teachers always lose their fight, and I was just made aware by this realization during the COVID pandemic, is that the teachers, real main job, what they’re truly, at the basic of levels, are hired to do, is babysit children

Me: Teachers aren’t babysitters, numbnuts.

You: “you CaNt ReAd GoOd”

Nobody’s denying that teachers keeping an eye on your kid slightly at school will prevent them from burning your house down, only that believing that’s the sole purpose of the teacher is asinine and so stupid it makes my brain hurt.

The people saying that obviously felt that way themselves in school and didn’t take it seriously. And it shows now.

Well thank goodness for intelligent retorts like this one for keeping me humble. Great points, bob!

Babysitters != to actual prolonged childcare.

Now explain how you’re so stupid, likely from American public school education, that you can’t tell the difference between childcare, a simple babysitter watching your toddler for four hours, and everything teachers do separate from those things.

Imbecile.