platysalty

How much did it cost?

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free

Oh great. We’re on the news for all the wrong reasons again.

Good bot

Brb gonna go insult my boss on twitter

Kinda offbeat, but I like it.

Much better than EXTREMELY POPULAR OPINION I PRETEND TO BE UNAWARE OF

Kick yo ass den we gonna come home

I think even if it’s OC, it’s fine if you very clearly credit it.

No creative is gonna get angry at someone going “hey check out this cool content I found by this person”

There’s liquid soap, you know. Didn’t need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.