That really sounds like shitty firmware at one end or the other

The year of Hurd, maybe?

it never fucking works. I gave up and just go to the counter and say I can’t use any form of computer because it’s against my religion. Then it takes a few second after that and off I go.

The number of people is 1. It’s me. You guys are all NPCs

Your username in the fediverse is not honorfaz, but @honorfaz@kbin.social, just as an email. It’s the same for communities (or sublemmy, or whatever we decide to call it). It’s not c/something, but c/something@instance.com. This is why everyone still has a unique handle, but no unique admin.

I’m on my own instance for example, running in my living room, and yet here we are, talking. Internet as it was intented.