He pardoned people who got 20 year sentences for that shit? Wow. Thank you for the link.

Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.

Four cops were killed in that insurrection, right? Did he pardon their killers?

I was thinking about how an episode of Bob’s Burgers is able to have a convoluted but hole-free plot but hundred million dollar movies can’t. And it’s because the budget isn’t a hundred million dollars for Bob’s. So there isn’t a ton of producers trying to put their mark on a big movie they don’t understand at all. No directors being sent of to shoot inconsequential scenes while second unit shoots the stuff the goes into the movie. All that shit.

Boss: Did you mean to use a shirtless picture on your work profile.

Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn’t just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.

/me changes it as quickly as possible

Did you go to bed at 22? You did, didn’t you?

So the wick is in the mouth of the bottle because it’s more secure there than if you tied it around the neck?

Let’s see if we can’t figure this out.

In 2021, 54% of all gun-related deaths in the U.S. were suicides (26,328), while 43% were murders (20,958), according to the CDC. The remaining gun deaths that year were accidental (549), involved law enforcement (537) or had undetermined circumstances (458).

The FBI collects data on “active shooter incidents,” which it defines as “one or more individuals actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a populated area.” Using the FBI’s definition, 103 people – excluding the shooters – died in such incidents in 2021.

The Gun Violence Archive, an online database of gun violence incidents in the U.S., defines mass shootings as incidents in which four or more people are shot, even if no one was killed (again excluding the shooters). Using this definition, 706 people died in these incidents in 2021.

Citation: What the data says about gun deaths in the U.S. | Pew Research Center - https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/

None of these numbers really seem to add up to what’s in the meme.

Edit: although, what if we killed one billionaire for every school kid that got shot, whether the child died or not. That might work?

Yes because a poll is maybe a thousand people. It’s not when you poll millions of people.

I wonder if that’s before or after paying down the debt he saddled the company with.

Lion Fish is supposed to be good

Thinking it over it’s kinda shocking that we had play cigarettes. Then again David Lynch started smoking at 8.

I’m confused. So it was/is US policy that it would be a good thing if Israel attacked Iran?

Model Y has been made in Germany since 2022 according to this

List of Tesla factories - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Tesla_factories

Prefer baratty

Edit: baratty -> bara tiddy
This is a very good joke

But there’s a ferry in the middle

Australia can go fuck itself

Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.

Why? Seems safer to just keep your head down. He didn’t do anything, why should he let the cops try to pin it on him?

Why would he have two similar but different heavy jackets? 4D chess?