I’m positive this product is of such a high quality that it will expertly capture it’s last moments of me setting up a ladder then smashing it with a large wrench.

There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?

Does anyone have a higher res version?

It already started.

I had no idea WordPress did content management. I’ve only ever seen it used as C&C software. Seriously fuck WordPress.

My dog did a similar thing. Poke head out the flap, check on my whereabouts in the backyard, go back inside to do dog stuff.

At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.

The whole ‘wrapped’ summaries thing dovetails perfectly into social media narcissism. It’s quite a spectacle to witness.

Edit: the phrase I was looking for came to me:

Sharing ‘wrapped’ anything is solid gold self-absorbed dipshittery.

I just want you to know that actual scientists have morals. You are not a scientist and I’m coming to replace you.

Where do you work?

You are an asshole if you’re uploading student data to a mining operation.

Fanatics lend legitimacy to fairweather supporters. Someone in your relationship is compromising their integrity. Is it you?

Ah I wasn’t thinking about that. I got the scrappy spinny bois.

I’m fairly sure me and my friends had a bad batch of Western digitals too.

Funny because I have a box of Seagate consumer drives recovered from systems going to recycling that just won’t quit. And my experience with WD drives is the same as your experience with Seagate.

Edit: now that I think about it, my WD experience is from many years ago. But the Seagate drives I have are not new either.

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Showerception. Wait for the cold water kick.

Want to drive a power drunk redditor crazy? Block them, do not interact with them at all. It drives those types up a wall.

Vanilla facsimile is not secure at all.

I cleaned them. Pissing was common enough on a busy weekend I know they need it at least every 48 hours.

I think that’s the basic plot to Andromeda.