This is what you get when your customer service is trained on millions of lines of furry porn.

Incredible. I still can’t believe companies have release this shit to the public.

Getting this email is career goals

I tried running mint on a new laptop I bought.

Because the hardware was newer I ran into issue after issue trying to get various drivers and basic things functioning.

Moved to Endeavor, smooth as ice, everything just worked.

So at least from my experience hardware age seems to matter too.

Finally, a job that actually fits my needs.

This his honestly a hilarious article. I can’t believe the state of leadership in the US these days.

My friends car started making a weird noise.

I said, “it sounds like you blew a seal”

To which she immediately responded “EOAEOOAOAOAAOOO” - which was obviously intended as the sound of a seal coming to climax.

It can be very moody and lovely. The lack of sunlight in the winters can be a bit of a struggle to deal with however.

No, they pretended to get mad so they had an excuse to cut their workforce without having it labeled a layoff.

It’s a relief valve though. As someone who has suffered from unavailable care, black market drugs probably saved my life. I’m not terribly against adults being able to make such decisions on their own judgment.

Oh snap

The same story of publicly traded companies again and again.

Your steady growth isn’t good enough.

Your growth has to grow - and if it’s not growing fast enough then you’re not doing your duty to the shareholders.

Add in the fact that we’ve let businesses get so large they empty all the air from the room and we’ve managed to enshittify our entire society.

I had to explain to a friend recently why

“I’m at Steve’s house”

Was fine but

“I’m in Steve’s house”

Was weird. Like, get out of there before you get arrested.

Haha oh man it’s weird to see this mentioned so many years later.

I helped organize that protest. Thanks for coming down with us!

Discouraging sales of alternative products is the point, they’d love that name haha

No one was confused. The meat industry just successfully lobbied for these word bans because it makes marketing of alternative products more difficult. They’ve been trying to get similar word bans in many countries for years because they think it will improve their bottom line.