Which state has the free health care?

The country? No lol

Famous story of a son who broke both arms and the mom felt bad he couldn’t masturbate so she started jerking him which led to more…

It’s very fucked up story. But whenever a similar topic comes up someone has to say “I bet he had broken arms” or something like that.

Similar one is “shoes came off so he’s definitely dead” whenever some fall or other force throws someone to the ground.

It was funny at one point… Maybe like 6 years ago. But like jfc there’s no original thought, just echo chamber zingers.

Oh another one: “I also choose this guy’s dead wife”

A lot more comments like reddit that are the quick (very tired) zingers. I was happy to get away from that but I’m sort of thinking of putting lemmy down if it gets worse.

I don’t need your “this.” Or “broken arms” or “that’s insulting to trash” etc.

It’s beyond tired. But it gets up voted and can dominate the comments section. I appreciate threads like this one that promote actual discussion.

Hahahahaaha soooo funny. Omg I’ve never heard someone make a witty joke like that before… I think that’s definitely the first time someone has said that it’s unfair to compare someone they don’t like to something demeaning.

Ok next time someone compares trump to trash I’m going to say I think it’s offensive to trash. Hahaha do you get it cuz most people don’t think of trash as a thing to offend, but man you really brought a fresh perspective here.

There’s so much we can liken him to and then follow up and say it’s offensive to the thing to liken him to it. 😜😁😁😁😁🤣🤣

Loving this fresh content of witty remarks I’ve never heard before.

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I’ve heard notion calendar is the best calendar software out there. If it also supports reminders really well (and I’m already a notion user), then maybe this is worth checking out.

For me it’s reminders. I use slack for work, and whenever anything comes up that I need to take care of (personal or work related) I’ll tell slack “/remind me about <thing> tomorrow/next week”.

I’ve been doing this for years. I have it on my phone and computer so it’s easy to view and add new reminders whenever I need. I didn’t think slack is crucial to use but I find it to be the most convenient, even more so then dedicated reminder apps

Nor I to a better sex life

Yeah fair enough. I looked her up on Wikipedia and verified. However she failed sex eligibility test in 2023 IBA.

Khelif had been disqualified by the IBA hours before the gold medal match in 2023, reportedly for having high levels of testosterone.

Have article that isn’t paywalled? I just read the preview before it cut me off and it seemed like it was about a trans woman

I think it’s because they think the trans woman still has biologically male factors that make the competition not a competition.

Not even remotely comparable situations

Thank you for reminding me of this game. I think it is Microsoft ants

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Ants

Do those things give you DJ and radio options? I’m too lazy to go find the songs I want. I’d rather just let the app put on tunes and learn what I like based on feedback and behavior.

About 90 min according to my settings screen time. Looks like it divides into ~10 sessions throughout the day, each lasting 1-15 min.

There are a lot of good cops. ACAB is about pointing out that they all might as well be bastards because enough of them are that people don’t feel safe around them.

But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have police. We need much harsher penalties for misconduct, external investigations into misconduct, and better training to avoid misconduct in the first place.

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I have 2 monitors. My primary is ultra wide for gaming and the secondary is discord, Spotify, etc. so I can view messages and stuff without leaving my full screen game.

For work? I just use my Mac monitor like a neanderthal. Idk why but I don’t really find multiple monitors helps me work faster.

We don’t need redditesque sass here.