What a terrifying, granular explanation. It was less like a history lesson and more like looking into a mirror.

Unfortunately, myf.art is going for $500/year

You mean that for only a few thousand dollars, I could be @thefartographer@myf.art AND I could provide an unreliable server where instances and users will be randomly purged via script???

How do I delete your comment? I wanna delete other people’s comments!

Fiiiiive goooolden riiiiiiiiiiings!

Oh thank God. I was worried I’d have to decide which provider was gonna fuck me over, but now I don’t have to make that choice and my landlord gets in on the action!

Double your fucking, double your fun That’s the statement of the great mint of renting in Hell

I’ll miss me, but also not really. I’ve already accepted that I’m probably gonna die before Trump is out of office—I don’t know if it’s better to go out in a concentration camp or some unmanaged aftermath of a natural disaster.

Come on public utilities!

I’m gonna need you to pay my bail

You son of bitch, it’s stuck in my head now!

Wait for the scalpers to buy and then wait just a liiiiiittle bit longer and theeeeeeen buy it from a scalper at “oh shit, I need a bandaid” prices!

When the weather is high

“Criminal migrant,” eh? So fair and balanced…

Sexology? This is where a guy takes some eyedrops and eventually sees creatures of the universe and rips out his own eyes. Which part is about sex?

Like lead poisoning?

His poor brain worm starved to death years ago

There wolf. There castle.

Please provide a demonstration or two

That dust pan do look comfy

Well, don’t go moving to Kentucky just to spite some racists. There are other, more reasonable actions you can take. Such as stealing their cats and dogs and giving those pets a better life and then training those pets to pee on pictures of their old owners and then sending videos of it to the Kentucky KKK.