Brush whilst the water is heating up means you’re doing your bit to help the environment! And other such half truths I tell myself to get through the day.

Haha aww that is me.

That is terrible, I love it.

Wait wait wait. Ooh I’m so going to try this now.

Dark brown sugar sandwiches. Yep fresh water bread. Butter thick. Dark brown sugar between. Yeah I’ll probably be having a heart attack any day now.

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This is the first comment that made me understand why separate competitions are requires. Thank you.

His fellow prisoners will make his short life torturous don’t worry about that.