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Dynamic Uniform Radio Receiver (DURR)

Tactical Nuclear Penguin has entered the chat. 32%

The Secretary of the Interior is a Native American. She would know better than any non-Native museum curator what should be done with Native artifacts.

Let the tribes decide how to tell their stories.

… and the credulous 33% of the population?

President Marshall (Harrison Ford) from Air Force One

“It’s your turn to be afraid.”

Pile Of Gangster Bodies Discovered At Pier 17, Film At 11

John Wick and James Bond and superheroes and supervillains are not realistically possible. Otherwise we would have them.

In Spite Of Our Ramens

Yellow Stars of David will be handed out at the detainment camps; all inmates expected to wear them

Pot is my mind eraser, so I have to be prepared to work twice as hard at staying focused. I find more creativity and fun in coding when I’m sober. There’s a time and place for inebriation, and for me that’s not in front of an IDE.

Great read. Sounds like the most fun picket line in the history of unions!

More of the same obstruction.

There’s nothing to celebrate, but we’re all doing it anyway.

“Nice socks!” or “I really, really like your socks, hee hee.”

It’s a variation on the old goth line “Nice boots, wanna fuck?” We don’t so much wear boots anymore, just comfy socks.

I’ve never wanted or needed to go back, if that’s what OP is asking. SNR is higher, less to scroll through.

The plans were filed with the local council ages ago, not our fault if you didn’t see them

• Nick’s Burger from Nick’s Tavern in Lemont, IL. 1/2 lb of deliciousness, built for the industrial workers at the plants along the Des Plaines River.

• Hothead Burger from Lucky Monk in South Barrington, IL. T’was the perfect combo of spicy and fresh cow. Sadly, it is no longer on the menu.

Yeah, you get two best burgers. Complaints to /dev/null.

My dogs, my awesome wife, and lots of video games. Some pot now and then, also, but there’s a limit to how much it helps.

Social anxiety around embarrassment and rejection tends to keep me away from family and friends, so I embarrass myself only around safe people.

With luck, it’ll eventually get all the apemen. Time to let evolution pick our successors. Humanity is a dead-end.

Sure, I read the manual all the time. I have a short memory for each tool’s options and syntax.

Have I read it cover to cover? No, and I never will.

Nah. Reddit content is noticeably worse after the API changes. I don’t find myself going back unless I’m searching for something technical for my job. I’m not actively trying to avoid it, but that’s just how it’s working out.