• @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    -13 months ago

    Oh shit… Let me call the police about this! Sure thing! Right away!

    Wait a minute!

    LOL! You think I’m that stupid? You call them! Here, take my phone! I’m just gonna go hide behind that 1" thick steel wall! Oh, should we just run over to the station? It’s safer that way.