Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.
That’s normal space pirate stuff. I’m taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.
Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick
Do NOT lick the airlock
But there might be cheese crumbs left.
So like reavers, but more humane.
Too much delta v
Just throw them out inside a space suit without any communication devices, if you want them to suffer. Give them some time until oxygen runs out, or they die of thirst, knowing that there will be no help.
I’m not a math boi but I feel like you’d probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you
Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.
