Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

    • @Gork@lemm.eeOP
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      98 days ago

      That’s normal space pirate stuff. I’m taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

      • DreamButt
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        48 days ago

        I’m not a math boi but I feel like you’d probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you

        • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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          17 days ago

          Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.

      • @lenuup@reddthat.com
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        15 days ago

        Just throw them out inside a space suit without any communication devices, if you want them to suffer. Give them some time until oxygen runs out, or they die of thirst, knowing that there will be no help.

  • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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    87 days ago

    Why waste time and fuel going all the way to the location of a black hole (not to mention that all the radiation near it isn’t going to be good for the ship) plust the delta-V to reduce their speed until they actually are not in orbit anymore and fall down into it?

    Best just jettison them out of the airlock without a suit in the middle of nowhere.

  • CrimeDadA
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    28 days ago

    Okay, but what’s the space version of the Boo Box?

  • aviationeast
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    48 days ago

    Black hole haiku: Always falling down Spaghettifing slowly Incompressible

  • @Mango@lemmy.world
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    38 days ago

    Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!

      • @Mango@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!