Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.
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Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!
Tie them to the communications mast and give them thirty lashes with orions belt!
Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!
