• @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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    81 month ago

    The only thing that works is abstinence. It’s like handling a gun. Don’t put your dick in something that you can impregnate unless you’re ready for kids.

    Disclaimer: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously. Even though it’s true.

      • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        31 month ago

        Keep trying! You’ll get his ass gregnant one day if you try hard enough!

        or girl’s ass, I’m not sure which kinda gay you are!

    • CrimeDadA
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      1 month ago

      I know it puts me at odds with probably every sex ed curriculum, but I don’t think abstinence counts as birth control because it’s not coitus that risks pregnancy. It’s like saying ice skating is birth control.