• RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    He was back in time for the egg hunt. Wait a second, where was he when the Easter Bunny was here?!?

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      2 days ago

      “J just like his Dad

      E ever so just (like his Dad)

      S specless (he never wore glasses)

      U unable to swim

      S sometimes I wonder if he was praying for the betraying kiss of Judas so as not to miss out on his Easter egg

      C cut bread into very thin slices

      H hippy aeroplane impressionist

      R really easy to spot in a crowd on a Good Friday

      I I wonder if he had a dog

      S escapologist

      T took him three days but he did it

      • In the name of the Lord”

      ― John Hegley, Can I Come Down Now Dad?