What if I say “um” somewhere because I lost my place?
Then it’s your fault for not saying “uh” instead!
that’s one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.
Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!
Just yell 10! and you’ve counted way further already
When the thoughts get so deep you turn the water off and just stand there.
En, to, tre, fire, fem.
1000000 / 5 = 200000
Here’s the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.
In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english
250000 times better than english
That’s a very low bar tho
1 more and you learn why Swedish is superior.
Speaking as a fellow Dane, I reject your “touch lips quickly while counting” criteria for language quality, especially since English is much more versatile and universally useful for communication and thus better 😁
In English*
Yup, I can’t get past 5 in Norwegian.
I got to three ín Hungarian.
It’s ‘fem’ in Swedish too, guessing it’s something similar in Norwegian? In Hebrew the first is 5 too (Chamesh/חמש), so that’s an interesting pattern
Yes, it’s ‘fem’ in Norwegian, too…
they do if u kiss me
They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
You can only kiss your lips in the mirror
Found the american.
I only have to count to 5
fem?
Ja
Don’t laugh at him it’s not nice.
same, but it’s pet (five)
It applies to any English-speaking country, which makes sense since it’s written in English.
I love this! It doesn’t seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven’t debunked it.
7 sieben, Bruder
5 fimm, bróðir
Oh shiiit thats trippy!
My lips touch when I say one.
jedem?
dwa?
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Unless I do it in my native language, Finnish. Then I’ll only get to three.
Norwegians are supreme in the Nordics. We can count to five.
Portuguese: 1 (um)
Joke’s on you, I’m Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.Un deux trois… Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.
… Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it’s soixante-dix 😂)
How to say 90 in Swiss French? In French French the (40x2+10) way drives me crazy
Nonante!
And 80 is octante or huitante depending on the region
It is a little simpler than this base20 thing loltechnically, 4x20+10?
Yep right
Egy, kettő, három
3 in hungarian
ce, ome, yei, nahui (Nahuatl)
I guess you win
