HOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]
  • antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 days ago

    The sun has many millions of modern worshippers. Every person sunbathing. Every farmer and gardener. Everyone with PV (photovoltaic) on their roof who loves checking the stats. You don’t need to personify something to pay it respect and gratitude. A moderate solar flare may remind some of its power, but so far in my lifetime the sun has been a merciful god, and I give many thanks.

    For those sunscreen UV-phobes: your blame of the sun is misplaced. It is the atmosphere of this planet who’s punishing us with sun burns for our disrespectful emissions.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.eeEnglish
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    13 days ago

    I don’t know, but unlike God, you can pretty much see the sun most any day. So I think worshipping the thing you can see without needing any intervention is a better lifestyle.

    All Praise The Sun! Praise The Sun!

    • c10l@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      you can pretty much see the sun most any day

      I wish that were true. Rare are the days when it graces us over here with its presence.

  • Coreidan@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    13 days ago

    Just make friends with Trump and then the whole world will line up to suck your dick.

    If humans love anything is facism and racism.