• Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    And then when the kids ask, you just say that that is a boy snow man and that he lost his clothes and you walk on, no harm, no foul…

    Of you could go to the police because you’re a sad person with nothing important in life

  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    1 month ago

    So disgusted I had to take several pictures of it from various angles. I didn’t want to of course but it was important, for science.

  • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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    1 month ago

    Yeah I agree with this woman. Absolutely disgusting.

    Everyone knows a snowman is supposed to have three body segments. Four is just a disgusting break from traditional values.

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      That’s a common misconception, actually. The snowman keeps his lowest segment under the snow level until he’s ready to mate, and his notoriously private mating rituals make this an extremely uncommon- and lucky- sight.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Nice balls, nice cock though it would have been a little longer, maybe with a slight twist upwards

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “Does anyone know where I can report this?”

    Yeah love, go your local police station and report it there. Allowing them to laugh at your pearl-clutching would really brighten their day.