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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I hungereth

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I hungereth

"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.

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    3 months ago

    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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      Short is smart.

      Suck it Billy.

  • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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    That’s just how American people speak versus how British people speak…

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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      Oi Maaaar! I’m starvin’ me ‘ed orf! So’ me owt some grub, ya git!

  • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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    3 months ago

    for it is yearning to taste the heaven of honey bunches

  • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The loops, brother! I hunger for the loops!

  • Feyr@lemmy.world
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    Lies.shakespear has nothing on 3 years old on the drama department

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    Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness

    /iambic pentameter

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    https://youtu.be/PUxZS45XGgU

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Me when I get paid per word

  • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Nothing makes you appreciate shakespeares writing like seeing someone try to imitate shakespeares writing.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Tbh I think the meme isn’t creative enough about spelling

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