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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

Under your nose

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Under your nose

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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    This apple rrrrrrrr… This apple is rrrrrrrrrr-ruh-ruh-ruh ROYAL BLUE!!

  • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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    How can you get white without any red?

    • gens@programming.dev
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      Don’t put any green or blue paint on your brush.

  • dan69@lemmy.world
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    Ha! Jokes on me. My phone is in grayscale!!

    • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Christian Lindner modus

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    can’t have shit in lemmy

  • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works
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    Can confirm, enabling “night light” mode had no effect

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I ate the apple :3

  • ReeferPirate@lemy.lol
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    It’s moving towards me very quickly

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    SOMEONE’S TAKEN THE GREEN ONES TOO NOW! HELP!

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    Stare at the apple for 30 seconds and then close your eyes

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      THIS IS PIRACY STOP THIS OR ILL SUE

  • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You sure it’s not white and gold?

  • Amon@lemmy.world
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    *subpixels

  • Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de
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    There are four lights! 💡💡💡💡

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