Here’s my resignation.
Either it’s your fault, it’s going to be your fault, or you’re cleaning this up. Bottom line: there’s a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it’s time to part ways.
Front fell off
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
Monster dot com
We should unionize
Damn thing broke
I fucking quit
We’re insured, right?
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Get better racking.
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
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Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves “the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there”
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can’t trust nobody in warehouse.
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
This osha violation
