We should go back to using profession as last name. Then everybody would be named Shitposter.
Wait…you guys get paid?
Only at the competitive level. Git gud and you’ll get sponsored.
We’re all a big friendly family here. Just without the creepy corporate talk
Macrocephalic Seatweight. I guess it could work.
Guppy Q Keyboardpounder
I accept your terms.
Spain. This is how you make Spain.
Latino person here with two last names.
I chose to keep both of mine, but when I married I only kept the first.
We also commonly only use the first in spite of having both in our ID
They keep going like a memory game.
In the Hispanic tradition it would be the Paternal name and then the Maternal name using the Paternal line, which would be the first name.
So Male 1-2 and Female 3-4 becomes Baby 1-3.
Some of the Mexicans I know just kept adding middle names.
You end up with something like Manuèl José Alvarez Ibarra Reyes Gutierrez
Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios Ponte y Blanco[c] (24 July 1783 – 17 December 1830) was a Venezuelan military and political leader who led what are currently the countries of Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Peru, Panama, and Bolivia to independence from the Spanish Empire. He is known colloquially as El Libertador, or the Liberator of America.
Rich people always get more of everything
Baby 1-4?
I thought maternal name always come seconds and gets passed down by the mom.
So the dad has “dad1-mom1” and the mom has “dad2-mom2”.
And the kid would be “dad1-mom2”. Not “dad1-dad2”
But I honestly don’t know
I vote that we do it this way going forward