Friendly reminder that this woman worked in the Far-Right Press when she met Elon Musk and volunteered for this to get closer to him as recently as last year.
Others have posted earlier tweets of hers that are basically “if a woman can get an abortion and it’s only her choice, then a man can also opt out of a child and not support it”. Literally leopard face eating.
And it’s also been speculated that Elon doesn’t conceive naturally, only IVF. So why the need for a paternity test? I think if they did have traditional intercourse that actually is in itself an interesting fact considering the other children. What it means I have no clue, but it’s an outlier.
Any number of things can happen with IVF and the paternity test is literally “This child is X and Z.” Courts recognize paternity tests, courts didn’t watch him nut into the jar, so until we confirm with the kid’s DNA - it could be anyone.
Lmao what you’re suggesting is IVF fraud committed by the doctor. Are you seriously suggesting that “well maybe Elon brought someone else’s sperm?” No. They signed contracts, did tests, were both very involved in the IVF process. There would be no question about paternity unless you were claiming doctor shenanigans or Elon slipping someone else’s sperm in. That’s NOT what’s happening here.
And “courts recognize paternity tests” is blatantly false. Once a guy’s name is on the birth certificate, even a negative paternity test won’t get him removed in most states. Reason being that the gov doesnt need more wards of the state and if there’s already someone attached, well fuck facts, it saves us money.
I’m not defending Elon, I’m trying to make sure he’s got no excuses. Many states have a process for removal of a father on grounds of DNA evidence, despite your claim, but it’s certainly not an easy one.
Let me try to rephrase again… Let’s assume it’s an IFV pregnancy. There is already a mile long paper trial. Specimens obtained. Medical records. Doctors notes. Nurses and doctors as witnesses. Billing receipts.
The overwhelming evidence is already there that Elon is the father. In order for Elon not to be the father, IVF shenanigans had to occur. But NO ONE is arguing that. NO ONE. And it’s not Elon arguing for a paternity test to prove he’s not, it’s the woman arguing for one to prove he is. None of that makes any sense whatsoever if this was an IVF pregnancy like all of Elons are supposedly.
Which leads me back to my original point that so many seem to have missed: I don’t think this was an IVF pregnancy. If it were, so much of this would be cut and dry unless you’re suggesting Elon used someone else’s semen(which then he’d be happy to ask for a paternity test knowing it’d fail) or the doctor lied(which again, it would be in Elons best interest to WANT the test). It just doesn’t make sense that this was IVF. The ONLY plausible scenario I can see where this is IVF is if Elon is trying to claim she slept with someone else at the same time and he’s claiming it’s not his. But again, if he thought it really wasn’t his for that reason, he’d want the paternity test too.
I just don’t see a IVF scenario making sense here. The paternity test only makes sense to me if it was a traditional sexual encounter.
wait, they get to watch me nut in a cup?
like the two way mirror kind of watching or the cheering on a marathon runner by the sidelines kind of watching?
I can’t tell who is the mother of the bottom left 4. Either blur their whole face or don’t bother with the eye bar that accomplishes nothing. Why only age on one of the women? Etc
Friendly reminder that this woman worked in the Far-Right Press when she met Elon Musk and volunteered for this to get closer to him as recently as last year.
This is pure leopard+face.
Others have posted earlier tweets of hers that are basically “if a woman can get an abortion and it’s only her choice, then a man can also opt out of a child and not support it”. Literally leopard face eating.
And it’s also been speculated that Elon doesn’t conceive naturally, only IVF. So why the need for a paternity test? I think if they did have traditional intercourse that actually is in itself an interesting fact considering the other children. What it means I have no clue, but it’s an outlier.
Any number of things can happen with IVF and the paternity test is literally “This child is X and Z.” Courts recognize paternity tests, courts didn’t watch him nut into the jar, so until we confirm with the kid’s DNA - it could be anyone.
Lmao what you’re suggesting is IVF fraud committed by the doctor. Are you seriously suggesting that “well maybe Elon brought someone else’s sperm?” No. They signed contracts, did tests, were both very involved in the IVF process. There would be no question about paternity unless you were claiming doctor shenanigans or Elon slipping someone else’s sperm in. That’s NOT what’s happening here.
And “courts recognize paternity tests” is blatantly false. Once a guy’s name is on the birth certificate, even a negative paternity test won’t get him removed in most states. Reason being that the gov doesnt need more wards of the state and if there’s already someone attached, well fuck facts, it saves us money.
Could have been one of Trump’s kids if Elon got confused and spat in the jar instead.
Dr. Donald Cline sired 94 children on his patients between 1974 and 1987. I’m sure he isn’t the only fertility doctor to have done so…
I’m not defending Elon, I’m trying to make sure he’s got no excuses. Many states have a process for removal of a father on grounds of DNA evidence, despite your claim, but it’s certainly not an easy one.
Let me try to rephrase again… Let’s assume it’s an IFV pregnancy. There is already a mile long paper trial. Specimens obtained. Medical records. Doctors notes. Nurses and doctors as witnesses. Billing receipts.
The overwhelming evidence is already there that Elon is the father. In order for Elon not to be the father, IVF shenanigans had to occur. But NO ONE is arguing that. NO ONE. And it’s not Elon arguing for a paternity test to prove he’s not, it’s the woman arguing for one to prove he is. None of that makes any sense whatsoever if this was an IVF pregnancy like all of Elons are supposedly.
Which leads me back to my original point that so many seem to have missed: I don’t think this was an IVF pregnancy. If it were, so much of this would be cut and dry unless you’re suggesting Elon used someone else’s semen(which then he’d be happy to ask for a paternity test knowing it’d fail) or the doctor lied(which again, it would be in Elons best interest to WANT the test). It just doesn’t make sense that this was IVF. The ONLY plausible scenario I can see where this is IVF is if Elon is trying to claim she slept with someone else at the same time and he’s claiming it’s not his. But again, if he thought it really wasn’t his for that reason, he’d want the paternity test too.
I just don’t see a IVF scenario making sense here. The paternity test only makes sense to me if it was a traditional sexual encounter.
wait, they get to watch me nut in a cup?
like the two way mirror kind of watching or the cheering on a marathon runner by the sidelines kind of watching?
Yeah she supports traditional family values
Fuck this guys but this is probably the worst designed infographic I’ve seen.
A fucked up infographic for a fucked up family. I think it’s perfect.
? It’s fine. I prefer a clear family tree but it’s a decent use of space.
I can’t tell who is the mother of the bottom left 4. Either blur their whole face or don’t bother with the eye bar that accomplishes nothing. Why only age on one of the women? Etc
I love the editing out of the sunglasses myself.
I mean… why…?
He probably ought to think up some names for those two.
How about Adolf and Joseph after his heroes?