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That was very nearly my exact same thought. Maybe not for curious children with carrot-sized fingers, but for adults, how convenient! Business competitor’s body won’t quite fit in your fancy frunk? Just while away on your phone for about 10 minutes, let the cat do its magic, and off go the legs! Travel-sized!

Christ, do you understand how big this could be if anyone would let it? (they won’t)

Even a ton of “more environmentally friendly” textiles are as bad if not somehow worse than their already destructive counterparts. I ran the numbers once in an argument and a recyclable shopping bag requires a little over 70 uses just to break even with the comparable pollution it took to make it, but most people who even use them throw them out after less than 20.

God, I wish it said anything about how resilient it is as clothing in comparison to regular leather. I’ve known about the making of lab-grown ghost hearts and stuff through a similar method for a while now, but this never even occurred to me. I know next to nothing about bacteria, clearly.

Sadly, there’s still too much money in doing anything else, I’d bet. So many companies put too much effort into PR, greenwashing and general slavery to want to move over, and this would affect more industries than one.

When I get deeply emotionally attached to my data analyst, I might care if they’re moonlighting on the side. Sex, work or not, is still an emotional topic for most of the human race and it’s not new knowledge to anyone.

Enough that it would not naturally occur to me that “please do not engage in prostitution while we’re together” needs to be said out loud. I will casually ask if you’re monogamous and if you say yes, that’s how monogamy works.

Even aside from that, yeah, tbh, I would consider it good form to let your partner know you’re considering a new job regardless, just so they generally know what’s going on. If you have to hide it, maybe something is wrong.

Rewrite it for someone who doesn’t drink.

Perhaps hilariously, if I weren’t going through it alone, I wouldn’t be going through it at all.

But whoever wrote the original image gets points for trying, I guess. Even if the points don’t buy anything.

Found at the very bottom of the article, apparently on purpose. Down from seven, I suppose

1.) Because a weekend spent smearing shit on door handles to revenge yourself on toddlers probably doesn’t appeal to you as much as doing actual work does, so you can’t be a politician for the same reason I’m legally too smart to be accepted into police academy.

2.) The only thing about imposter syndrome that ever stuck hard with me was, “If you can fake a thing all the way to completion — you weren’t faking it.”

Whoever wrote this never cleaned a public bathroom

Around me, in a mid-sized city? Anywhere from 25oz for $3.66 to only 8oz for $3.48

Laxatives seem to scale weirdly well, with a pack of 24 at $1.65 (sennosides - plant-based, gentle, hobby pooping) or 25 tablets at $10.99 (bisacodyl - synthetic, medically serious, competitive marathon pooping)

It’s not too horrendous if you really like prunes, although I’ll be totally honest and say I’ve spent decades almost always in the kind of financial position where that $3.66 could best be served elsewhere than on one single can of snack food.

Everyone knocks Little Caesars til they need to eat for an entire month on a single $20, and lots of people are just grabbing whatever is easy to get and the most filling so they can trudge back to their miserable hovel in peace.

But I wouldn’t blame something like a laxative shortage on a generic food desert. If you can afford one, it seems like you can probably afford the other. For once.

Prepared for what during a nuclear war. There is nobody they could fire on that’s less militarily prepared than they are themselves. I’d be shocked if anyone actually remembers to think about them except when they saber rattle. And even then, it’s not in a worried way like they want. I find myself cheering on every threat like a doting uncle at the special olympics.

I’d originally intended to make the joke that North Korea is like if Canada had a goatee, but Canada has allies.

Hey, now. If not the capabilities of the soviets, at least they’re still using the same tech.

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This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz

I personally would love to do almost all of those things. I wouldn’t want to do them as a job. There is an ocean of difference between doing something because it’s enjoyable and doing it because if I ever stop for any reason, I will starve to death in a ditch. Tends to kill the fun.

My ideal job would be chilling out as a professional student, splitting my time between large amounts of socializing and various crafting hobbies that are not stressful because my ability to live does not depend on them. Might even take up an instrument. Wouldn’t play it for anyone, I just like learning things more than I like anything else. Which is not monetizable.

Barring that, whatever allows me the most time to do so without making me miserable. Beyond the basic amount required to survive, life isn’t about money. Life is life.

I’m happy to see “fuck you, I got mine” is alive and well internationally, but why that was your first response to a plague vaccine being inaccessible to the masses should be up for question.

Ukranians threaten to castrate russian POWs. Russians castrate Ukranian POWs. Now both sides are even and they can turn right around and invade their own country again, instead of thinking they own someone else’s.

Where your own post is concerned, I’m going to have to take an undisclosed amount of time to think about whether I’m going to take seriously a story that seems invariably to hail only from Russian news sources when it says mean things about the country Russia is loudly invading.

Not even in compact view on kbin. For us, thumbnails aren’t automatically included in compact and I happen to hate both those things.

Lemmy is big enough that unless I did, there would be no getting away from seeing the same massive identical image over and over forever on all non-image posts, and any original photos would instantly become oases. Everyone would be forced to use those exact settings just to make it half-bearable. Fuck that.

Having just checked how this post looks on the logged-out lemmy site, this suggestion makes a hell of a lot more sense than it did, because this does not look to me like OP thinks it does, I assure you. I was all set to make fun of them and everything.

Really, it’s just a want to make the sub icon more visible. Whole thing seems kinda niche, but you could make it happen on a user level. Just not by forcing every post to be an image post, please god

Do you remember a source for that info? Or at least suggestions? I’m interested to read into it, but I’m not really sure what to even google for that

Eh, people kept awarding me, so I do have a couple left over from all that. Wasn’t gonna use them because that would make me look like a tool, but this idea might be funny enough to sway me

Well, no one’s said shapeshifting yet