Still Ted Lassoing. I love it.

Not with that attitude, they don’t. Also you’ll need an angle grinder.

Next thing we know, Hamas will be hiding in the basements of these schools.

So he’ll be confirmed, no problem.

Source for this? I don’t doubt it but would love to be able to reference something.

Why can my car stop running forever when there’s still a full tank of gas?

Just look at the traps on that kid

I think it is satire… I realized once I read the bolded “it’s just how they’re wired, biologically.” But yes indeed, very good satire.

That’s because local news is overwhelmingly Sinclair Broadcast Group

Put it in the wiki and we’ll get to it

These predatory companies make such a huff, like an abusive partner storming out while shouting “you don’t know what you’re missing!”

We do know, and we’ll be fine. 👋

Thanks - stealing your wife’s Bitcoin wallet now

From the article:

"…journalist Liz Pelly has conducted an in-depth investigation, and published her findings in Harper’s—they are part of her forthcoming book Mood Machine: The Rise of Spotify and the Costs of the Perfect Playlist.

…

"Now she writes:

‘What I uncovered was an elaborate internal program. Spotify, I discovered, not only has partnerships with a web of production companies, which, as one former employee put it, provide Spotify with “music we benefited from financially,” but also a team of employees working to seed these tracks on playlists across the platform. In doing so, they are effectively working to grow the percentage of total streams of music that is cheaper for the platform.’

In other words, Spotify has gone to war against musicians and record labels."

Dirk Gently’s Guiding Eyes for the Blind

“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

The best part of this is that every search you run has the same environmental impact as clearcutting the Amazon

Paging @DoctorNoses

Not even “pseudo-”… well done

Super cool! Apparently the same guy developed both Valetudo and the Midea dehumidifier project you linked.