If you’re coming to Canada, you don’t need to bring eggs.

We have plenty, and they’re not $10/dozen either

I’ve heard it mentioned, but I assume the people who believe it are people who are on Instagram all day

And he’s the guy who killed Hitler, so there’s that.

She raped him. Fucking say it.

Their account gets banned.

Same as any mention of Tienamen Square and anything else the Chinese Government deems unacceptable.

Saying that they could care less when they mean they couldn’t care less.

Like, of course anyone can care less than they currently do.