

- overall: water
- caffeine: unsweet tea
- soda: dr pepper zero
- beer: shiner bock
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How about an oversized Dr Seuss book?
I would do something minor to mess with the four corners intersection. Mua ha ha ha!
Sounds similar to a navy shower:
and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
Lol. My two favorite MLB teams are the one I grew up watching (having lived in many parts of their media market), and whoever is playing the Yankees.
Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.
A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?
B: Idaho?
A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay
Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.
Similarly:
Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?
A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!
Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.
Joke answer: I once got to fly on a private jet. It was pretty frickin sweet. Show up to the FBO ten minutes before departure time. Pilot haphazardly wands us. Cabin seats 8, and all 8 of us work for the teapot factory. Plane was owned by the factory’s owner.
Real answer: I flew United a couple times last fall and had great experiences. Last time before that was flying Southwest back in 2018, which was also a fairly good experience.
USAF C130 between Kuwait & Iraq was a weird experience. On the way out, it was “aw shit how many more months do I have?” On the way back it was “how much longer until I can get a beer?” Plane was fine while in air, but lowering the ramp on either end felt like walking into a damn blast furnace.
Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”
Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”
Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”
When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”
When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”
In voyager, the extra images worked once I tapped on them. Otherwise I only saw about the left 40% of the image.
Among born & raised Texans, I’ve heard Waco described as the armpit of Texas.
Back when I was on the other site, I’d found my way to a Texas humor sub. One of the funnier pictures I saw was an illustration of Texans by city:
That’s about all I got as far as playful stereotypes. There are more, but they’re insulting not playful.
2 x 40 mg capsules.
I’ve been on it for about a month, and started noticing effects after two weeks or so.
If it isn’t working for you, let your doc/psychiatrist know.
The atomoxetine feels like it’s helping manage my ADHD well, I’m getting 3 to 5 hours of mental productivity per day where before I was getting that much in a whole week.
Looks like the cheapest at my local HEB is $4.34 for 12 eggs.
On work days, I’ll sometimes have a single cup in the mornings.
If I have caffeine after about 2pm it kneecaps my ability to sleep that night.
Apparently AZ Dbacks fans like to fly a no step on snek version of the gadsden flag, which I find hilarious.
I’ll put a US flag magnet on my fridge. If I had a house with a flagpole on the property, I’m flying the flag of my college.
Cold. Work was closed for a couple days due to inclement weather, so during the abbreviated week it has been hard to stay focused and productive.
In more positive news I was recently diagnosed with ADHD, and started on atomoxetine. I’ve been on it for nearly a month, and I feel like it’s helping. Last week I was consistently having three to five hours of productivity per day, where before I was doing well to get that much in a whole week.
For me at least I feel like there’s some truth to the screencap I see floating around in adhd communities about:
My brain has two productivity modes:
It switches back & forth randomly and I don’t seem to have any control over it.